Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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