Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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