Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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