gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
A bitchslap is in order.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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