i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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