i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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