it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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