he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I believe in your delicious
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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