So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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