when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Dick very happy bro
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
