She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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