Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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