It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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