I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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