Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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