The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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