So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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