we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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