garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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