I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The air was thick with penises
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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