He is an equal opportunity slut.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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