Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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