Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
