Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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