I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
