Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Drake has all the answers
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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