i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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