If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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