we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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