And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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