do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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