pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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