NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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