I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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