So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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