Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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