So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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