every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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