needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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