My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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