i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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