not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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