I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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