As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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