12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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