It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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