Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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