the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Oh god it's open bar.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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