Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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