is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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