Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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