dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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