spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We left the knife in your bed.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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