That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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